Codename: Clusterfuck -
America's War for the Greater Middle East: A Military History
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Saturday, 12 August 2017
quote [ SMALT is the perfect complement to any meal and a great way to shake up the night! Play your favorite music through SMALT’s impressive Bluetooth speakers and set the mood with multi-colored lighting. Plus you can track your salt intake for a healthier dining experience. Get a pinch or exact measurement of salt directly from SMALT or with our easy-to-use app. SMALT can also be used with Alexa, so upgrading your health and smarthome is easy! ]
We as a species have lost our way.
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jsabin69 said @ 2:22am GMT on 12th Aug
[Score:1 Funny]
What is my purpose? To pass butter...What is my purpose? To pass salt....
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midden said @ 2:49am GMT on 12th Aug
[Score:1 Sad]
I've been assuming this is a parody. So hard to tell these days. Like Bumbletrump just being "sarcastic" about thanking Putin. I don't know what's real anymore. The darkness has won.
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Kama-Kiri said @ 2:13pm GMT on 12th Aug
Reminds me of that "social/art project" from a while back which was a Tinder-like app for adopting orphans.
You always think "no this is probably not for real" but a corner of your mind always wonders... |
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satanspenis666 said @ 1:27am GMT on 12th Aug
Finally a light, bluetooth speaker, and "Alexa pour me salt!"
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Ankylosaur said @ 2:45am GMT on 12th Aug
[Score:2]
"Q: Can I put pepper in SMALT?
A: No, because SMALT is only designed to measure, track, and control salt." Stretch goal: SMEPPER? |
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lilmookieesquire said @ 2:32am GMT on 12th Aug
[Score:1 Funny]
"Alexa, salt me"
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Bruceski said @ 4:12am GMT on 12th Aug
Skymall has escaped the airborne containment facilities and made landfall!
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captainstubing said @ 7:12am GMT on 12th Aug
Solutions looking for problems.
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C18H27NO3 said @ 4:01pm GMT on 12th Aug
Profit looking for non existent problems.
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spazm said @ 10:44am GMT on 12th Aug
As preposterous as that ridiculous wifi connected juicero.
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mechanical contrivance said[1] @ 1:00pm GMT on 12th Aug
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captainstubing said @ 1:23pm GMT on 12th Aug
Sweet baby cheeses, that is a diabolical machine.
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Headlessfriar said @ 3:02pm GMT on 12th Aug
Testing the horrible egg tube machine is better with puppets.
Glove and Boots Product Testing: The Rollie |
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Dienes said @ 12:07am GMT on 13th Aug
Fixed goal, and its not funded yet. There's still hope left.
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