They rammed that bull down our throats in the 70s. What makes me doubly crabby is the lion's share was simply accepted by people who were innocents on balance. It stings like an arrow that some of the Greatest Of All Time celebrities carried water for this fishy trend.

Fortunately it did not affect my subconscious at all.

Now we have coffee squirted up our asses, or carry rocks in our vaginas.

I think new-age floo-floo was kinder in the 1970's.

Vagina rocks? Might as well use wasp nests like it was 2017. All the truly woke are putting Tide Pods up there.

I blame Gwyneth Paltrow.

I'm personally a big fan of science, which is obvious as a Libra.

I'm an Aquarius! *Holds up spork*

I'm a Leo *shows off dick*

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

Where was I?

The newspaper dates are off, I'm actually a Gemini. And the only reason I care about that is because my twin brother is too.

Without the comma that's only three types.

And I am evil and miscellaneous.

Based on my experience, it's 75% evil.

I remember reading my mom's Cosmopolitan Bedside Astrologer and thinking, at 9 years old, "this is an amazing amount of poorly-written nonsense."

It baffles me to no end that this Zodiac silliness has made such a big comeback. It annoys me to no end when I see all the bullshit attached to this Zodiac silliness, like "What Ice Cream You Should Be Eating, According to Your Sign." I mean, really, wtf?

People haven't gotten any smarter since the 70s, so it shouldn't be so surprising.

Fair point.

You guys put me onto this chick
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-ETMgN64X3MAOsxLjbYa6wDm320focRg