Friday, 28 December 2018

How to Dance Gothic

quote [ It’s not that hard; just learn these simple moves and soon you can blend in with all the other spooky individuals on the dance floor at your local batcave. After all, for such an individualistic crowd, it’s kind of surprising how goths all seem to use the same moves. ]

Professional advice.
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[by Paracetamol@8:25pmGMT]

Comments

arrowhen said @ 9:39pm GMT on 28th Dec [Score:1 Underrated]
Step 1: set your time machine for 25 years ago.
schmutz said @ 6:48am GMT on 29th Dec [Score:1 Underrated]
Jokes aside, it's this kind of rare stuff what made internet great in the early days.
rylex said @ 11:19pm GMT on 28th Dec
I was gonna say, didnt goth die and become emo some time back?
arrowhen said @ 1:21am GMT on 29th Dec
I don't know, I was definitely Too Old For This Shit by the time emo rolled around, but from my clueless antique outsider perspective the emos seemed more like pop-punk kids who discovered black hair dye and eyeliner than a direct evolution of the trenchcoat and Bauhaus tee-shirt goths of the 80s.
hellboy said @ 12:06pm GMT on 29th Dec
Goths don't die. They continue to shrivel (or sometimes bloat) and get increasingly pale, and if exposed to sunlight they lose bodily integrity, but it's only temporary until they can re-manifest in a suitable dark basement club. It looks very painful when it happens but that's mostly because they're such self-absorbed drama queens.
ComposerNate said @ 10:34pm GMT on 28th Dec [Score:1 Good]
I went from playing trumpet and dancing in a ska band to playing trumpet and dancing in a gothic darkwave band.
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endopol said[6] @ 7:15pm GMT on 29th Dec [Score:1 Funsightful]
Onstad's original alt text: You have to be willing to throw it all away for a Bauhaus reference.

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