That rumor has been distorted beyond all recognition. The truth, as I heard it, is that Jeff tucks the pee bottles under his polo shirt--unopened, mind you--that he may feel their vital warmth. He is actually quite fastidious that not a drop touch his skin--to the point that he will often tuck a semicircular toilet mat under his shirt collar.

Okay, but what about the poop bags? Surely, he likes to wallow in their shit?

Yes, that bit is common knowledge. But no more than a quart bag at a time, and never above the waist. He makes a point of this.

Pee and poo samples are graded according to the physical and moral virtues of the Amazon employees to whom they pertain. Only the very best, those which Jeff deems "Amazon Prime", will be considered.

It all makes so much sense now!🤦‍♂️

I bet that tent around the ballot box obscures the view from the security cameras. It already has the advantage that you can give a long anti-union presentation and march everyone out to cast their vote without time to reflect or research.