Sunday, 31 July 2022
Florida Man drove stolen truck to Florida Space Force base on presidential mission to warn of aliens
quote [ Johnson told deputies the President of the United States told him in his head that he needed to take the vehicle and drive to the base to tell the government that there were U.S. aliens fighting Chinese dragons, according to the affidavit. ]
Florida Man strikes again! Or I think I found Madpride
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steele said @ 5:47pm GMT on 31st Jul
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madpride was way too subversive to go on a presidential mission.
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WeiYang said @ 3:15pm GMT on 31st Jul
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go to the homepage of that tv station. it's a smorgasbord of florida.
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steele said @ 5:45pm GMT on 31st Jul
Send help.
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Jack Blue said @ 5:29am GMT on 4th Aug
I am still baffled smörgåsbord became an international word.
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WeiYang said @ 2:30pm GMT on 4th Aug
Mm BOORK BOORK BOORK
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cb361 said @ 8:46pm GMT on 31st Jul
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This is just schizophrenia. The delusion isn’t even all that unusual. Stories like this are told every day by the thousand. Just, usually to doctors, family members or strangers on the street. Not to soldiers.
Didn’t somebody mention that these kinds of things don’t happen in Florida any more than anywhere else, but that the law there on reporting is different? |
rylex said @ 9:12pm GMT on 31st Jul
stop denigrating the florida man meme
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steele said @ 9:38pm GMT on 31st Jul
Yeah, it's the Sunshine Act.
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