Wednesday, 21 December 2022

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks hospital bomb scare

quote [ A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum. ]

Why the fuck do people do this with explosives and christmas ornaments? At what part did that sound like a good idea?!
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[by rylex@5:13amGMT]

Comments

cb361 said @ 8:29am GMT on 21st Dec [Score:2]
The heart wants what it wants.

So does the rectum.
Marcel said @ 3:13pm GMT on 21st Dec [Score:2 WTF]
Actually, that shell looks kinda hot.
stv179 said @ 1:17pm GMT on 23rd Dec
Body warm, at least ..
damnit said @ 1:56pm GMT on 21st Dec [Score:1 Funny]
1 Man 1 Round
mechanical contrivance said @ 3:20pm GMT on 21st Dec [Score:1 Underrated]
He refused to buy a dildo because that would make him a pervert, so he used something he had that was shaped like a dildo instead.
Wulf said @ 4:21pm GMT on 22nd Dec
Yup. Decades of stigma and sexual repression.

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