Tuesday, 3 January 2023
quote [ What have Voyager 1 and 2, Pioneer 10 and 11 and New Horizons been up to in 2022? ]
Spacecraft flung into darkest of seas
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cb361 said[1] @ 8:27am GMT on 3rd Jan
[Score:1 Funny]
It's all fun and games and the unestimable pathos of Humanity's messenger alone-in-the-night, until one of these fuckers comes back with an alien warship to demand the meaning of its existence from its Creator.
And you don't want to know what the Mars Opportunity Rover is going to do to us when it gets back. "My battery is low and it's getting dark. ... ... ... Beware, I live!" |
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damnit said @ 4:48pm GMT on 3rd Jan
It will come back and give us a snuff film of someone saying "Libera Te Tutemet Ex Inferis" while holding their plucked eyes out for the camera.
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