Monday, 29 May 2023

Fantômas - Spider Baby

quote [ This cannibal orgy is strange to behold
And the maddest story ever told ]

This one is for snowfox's spider babies
[SFW] [music] [+5 Funny]
[by slaytanik@6:00amGMT]

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moriati said @ 6:20am GMT on 30th May [Score:2 Funny]
Father Dougal: ‘Oh, did I tell you, Ted, Fun Land’s coming to the Island! It’ll be here of Saturday.’

Father Ted: ‘Oh, yes, that’s the fairground thing, I wouldn’t have that much interest in that type of thing myself to be honest.’

Father Dougal: ‘Oh, come on Ted, they’ve got a spider-baby!’

Father Ted: ‘A what?’

Father Dougal: ‘A spider-baby, you know it’s kind of a Freak Show thing, you know, the body of a spider, but it’s actually a baby?’

Father Ted: ‘How is it a baby, does it a have a nappy on or something?

Father Dougal: ‘No.’

Father Ted: ‘Well, does it have the head of a baby?’

Father Dougal: ‘Aehm, no.’

Father Ted: ‘Well, if it looks like a spider, and it doesn’t actually gurgle or anything, how do you know it’s actually a baby?’

Father Dougal: ‘They keep it in a pram.’

Father Ted: ‘Are you absolutely sure about this? You’re not confusing this with a dream you had or anything?’

Father Dougal: ‘No, honestly, I saw it on the news, honestly, oh, wait now, actually, now that you say it, it was a dream.’
snowfox said @ 10:12pm GMT on 29th May
Well no wonder mechanical contrivance knew what I was up to. Some pervert was filming me!
mechanical contrivance said @ 2:05am GMT on 30th May
What's Lon Chaney really like?
snowfox said @ 11:28am GMT on 30th May
More normal than you'd think. But also weirder. Much weirder. In ways you've never imagined.

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