Too slow. Use your admin powers to change the post to an earlier time and then we can all downmod scoob for being too slow. Do you not deserve it for all your hard work hard work hard work hard work

Sorry. I'm trying to be more evil. How am I doing?

Fuck! Why didn't I think of that?

You were Robin-ed!

+1 for walking the cat.

http://imgur.com/oPjSLyf
That's Bandit. If you look close, he has a bird in his mouth.

http://imgur.com/2PXh5EE
That's Elsa the Lioness. She knows when it's time for walkies and let's us know if we are slow.

I don't take Oy for walks anymore so much as when we camp he has a lead that gives him full run of the camp site. He just wears the harness all the time. He's got a couple of bald spots because of it, but he doesn't seem to mind.

notices he's being filmed
momentarily embarrassed
"aw but that lace tho"

Very dignified walking harness. Good job.

Original Content! Monetize that cat, he's more photogenic than some of those famous cats.

That's what I'm thinking! ;) I'm currently using him to experiment and learn my way around the youtube creation system for possible future ventures.

You could be living in a new pickup.

We're going van next. I'm over pickups. ;)

Dude, Oy's not stealing your shoe. He's just trying to hunt those weird things coming out of the ends that look like mousetails. I mean, that's what cats are supposed to to, hunt mice, aren't they? It's not Oy's fault your shoe is attached to something that's indistinguishable from a mousetail.

Oh, and also, if you put a bell on your cat, you deserve to be woken at 4 a.m. by the sound of that bell ringing. How's Oy supposed to be hunting properly with that ghastly thing killing his mojo?

The bell typically doesn't wake me nor does it stop him from catching things. For him, it's just like he's doing all his hunting on expert mode. He's gotten to the point where if he doesn't want you to hear him, you won't. It's when that bell starts rattles like crazy that I know shit is going down and he's probably caught something. That's when I wake up. Or when he starts climbing on me, back and forth, back and forth. Or when he picks up my glasses in his teeth and drops them off the bed, nightstand, stack of books, or where ever I left them before falling asleep.

He's my adorable, furry little asshole.

And just for the record, I often wake up in the middle of the night to find him fast asleep up between my legs or curled up against my butt when I'm on my side. He's perfectly capable of not waking me when he wants to.

So, Oy the cat one day opened your Options menu and set Hunting Difficulty to Expert? Okay, that's one badass of a cat.

No, I did. Because that's one badass cat.