Monday, 1 October 2018

#myfirstporno - Deep Inside Nikki Dial

quote [ Starring: Bionca, Crystal Wilder, Melanie Moore, Nicole London, Nikki Dial, Jenna Wells ]

Oklahoma to this day still prohibits porn that shows penetration. This was it, the first hardcore porn I ever watched, at the age of 17.

#mysecondporno - The Erotic Adventures of Candy. I remember this one being so hilarious I could barely jerk to it. Sadly the memory was funnier than the reality.

I wish I could post #mythirdporno, because it was a dadaist masterpiece of social commentary. Sadly, though, it only existed on one tape.

See, my social circle knew a guy who was, in hindsight, a deeply closeted homosexual man. He was also the bad sort of fundamentalist Christian, and so was his wife. I got this eighth-hand, after it had been swiped from this guy by a fellow acquaintance and passed around as a shock video between us. As the story goes, the guys wife wanted to record a religious program and grabbed this tape. She asked him what was on it, and he panicked, afraid she would discover his hidden shame, and said "Oh, it's blank!" She said "Great!", popped it in, and hit record.

I don't even remember what it was called, only that it was cheaply produced and all the stars were fugly as hell. Standard "seduce the pizza guy" plot, and right when some action is about to start happening *bam* BILLY GRAHAM'S POWER HOUR! Then, after an interminable hour of the worst proselytizing (or five minutes of fast-forwards), Billy Graham makes his final prayer for the salvation of your soul and bids you goodnight *bam* ugly mustachioed man sucking another man's penis.

We all recoiled in horror, but some twenty years later, two gay guys going at it is the perfect response to anything Billy Graham ever had to say.
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[by rndmnmbr]
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rndmnmbr said @ 11:17pm GMT on 1st October
Raise your hand if you remember late-night Cinemax/Showtime. IIRC, Emmanuelle was the first time I saw bush on TV.

Jeez, I remember being 13, catching a glimpse of pubic hair on TV, and cumming buckets. These days I'm getting ever more selective and extreme in my tastes, I won't even get a chub if it doesn't have some special appeal to me.


rndmnmbr said @ 11:19pm GMT on 1st October
Raise your hand if you remember late-night Cinemax/Showtime. IIRC, Emmanuelle was the first time I saw bush on TV.

Jeez, I remember being 13, catching a glimpse of pubic hair on TV, and cumming buckets. These days I'm getting ever more selective and extreme in my tastes, I won't even get a chub if it doesn't have some special appeal to me.

e. I can feel another porn post coming on.



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rndmnmbr said @ 11:17pm GMT on 1st October [Score:1 Good]
Raise your hand if you remember late-night Cinemax/Showtime. IIRC, Emmanuelle was the first time I saw bush on TV.

Jeez, I remember being 13, catching a glimpse of pubic hair on TV, and cumming buckets. These days I'm getting ever more selective and extreme in my tastes, I won't even get a chub if it doesn't have some special appeal to me.

e. I can feel another porn post coming on.




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