Like people aren't fucking lazy enough. We want to make walking easier now?! The west is turning into a hippo-herd of overfat fucktards. The last thing we need to be doing is making those last bits of exercise people are forced to get by walking around even lazier and easier.

First the lazy bastards invented the wheel and now this!

I'm waiting for exo-body suits, like they had in Starship Troopers (the book, not that sad abortion of a movie.) It gave the user the speed of a formula one dragster, the armor class of an M1 Abram's tank, and the firepower of a doomsday survivalists basement. Pretty much the basis of all anime produced in the 80's and 90's. Coolest thing in the book, and not even a mention of it in the movie...

I would like to know more.

Check out the book.

He also goes a bit deeper into Rico's flogging at basic, to the point where Heinlein looks like he had a little more than a writing interest in S&M and Bondage.

I want it.

And after that exo buttplugs?

You're getting into endo territory there.

Hey. Don't assassinate my joke!

nay sir, exoyogapants are next in evolutionary line

Isn't that basically a penis?

I think I plugged more butts with my fingers than my penorz, to be honest.