Thursday, 28 January 2016

DefendYourBase

quote [ Stand Tall. Live for Freedom!! ]

These melancholic Malheur leftover occupiers are 99% fool and 1% threat ... and presently streaming their campfire philosophy and surrender negotiations with the FBI. Having watched since about 4AM, I'm convinced these bozos are hopeless rabble without their leaders. Just wait them out, take away their guns, and send them home. No need for vengeance, it's pointless.
[SFW] [+2]
[by perezoso@3:35amGMT]

Comments

HoZay said @ 7:00am GMT on 28th Jan [Score:1 Insightful]
Worst show ever.
HP Lovekraftwerk said @ 4:09am GMT on 28th Jan
The comments on the vids are more interesting than the vids themselves. Most are trying to oust each other as government shills, whether or not this channel is just trying to make money off of the standoff, etc.

It's like watching an asylum have an inmate-wide shouting match over which one of them is really Jesus.
Headlessfriar said @ 7:16am GMT on 28th Jan [Score:2 Original]
Clearly, the thing to do is make an account called "government handler" and upvote every single conspiracy post out there.
cb361 said @ 11:11am GMT on 28th Jan
I read that a doctor once brought together three patients who all thought that they were Jesus, to let them argue it out. Each of them correctly identified that the other two were suffering from delusions, but none of them made the further assumption that perhaps they were as well.

HP Lovekraftwerk said @ 1:02pm GMT on 28th Jan
That puts me in mind of a lyric from Dire Straits' "Industrial Disease":

Two men say they're Jesus / One of them must be wrong.
sanepride said @ 4:57am GMT on 28th Jan
Seriously, what's the point to watching these?
perezoso said[1] @ 2:30pm GMT on 28th Jan
Sorry.

I found it pretty interesting to follow the course of their disintegration over the day. In the AM a guy we nicknamed Lumpen Prole was screaming batshit crazy stuff into the phone predicting his own imminent demise and then, a little later, called his Mom to say good bye. you know, dyin' fur 'Merica and all that.

And then they placed hopes in all the "militia" they thought were coming from other places to help them, and it seemed to slowly dawn on them that it wasn't going to happen...

Oh, i forgot... the vid got really choppy but at one point in the afternoon they were apparently contemplating a big move, discussing weaponry and the right rounds, including Pregnant Smoker lady, who I guess wanted in on the action.

Maybe I should have mentioned that it was on the second monitor in the corner while I got work done.
Taleweaver said @ 7:43am GMT on 28th Jan
Why has nobody pointed out yet that "malheur" is French for "mishap", "misfortune" or "blunder"?
Bob Denver said @ 8:01am GMT on 28th Jan [Score:1 Insightful]
I did in the comments to this post. However, HP Lovekraftwerk kindly pointed out that the park was named after the Malheur River. But...it was all going to end in tears anyway and thus the park was well-named, no matter the provenance.
Taleweaver said @ 8:52am GMT on 28th Jan
Ah, okay, then I overlooked your post.

Have a +1.
Bob Denver said @ 9:01am GMT on 28th Jan
I first read that as, "Ah, okay, then I overlooked your past." and felt a strange bit of gratitude. Thank you.
cb361 said @ 11:12am GMT on 28th Jan
We can't overlook what you did in Honduras in 1979.
perezoso said @ 1:52pm GMT on 28th Jan
I thought we sent lawyers, guns, and money that time.
Daddy said @ 2:02pm GMT on 28th Jan
Unfortunately I sent them all together, and the lawyers used the guns to steal the money.
zarathustra said @ 5:59pm GMT on 28th Jan
Lawyers don't need guns to steal your money.
HoZay said @ 7:20pm GMT on 28th Jan
When Obama takes our guns, he needs to give us lawyers as a replacement.
Bob Denver said @ 7:32pm GMT on 28th Jan
I've fired both...different senses of satisfaction.

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