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Pants are for losers.
I'm glad I was born after toilet paper was invented.
Look on the bright side; some day, you'll be dead.
On the internet, no one knows you're naked. And a horse.
How do nudists play strip poker?
Never put something inside someone without their permission, unless they ask you to.
You can't murder someone twice.
You will be judged.
I feel like everyone should kill a hobo at least once in their life.
I'll always be safe with my Magic Murder Monkey.
The future is soon.
Most people don't know and don't care.
Let's all get together and mainline ethanol.
If the facts contradict my beliefs, the facts must be wrong.
You've been lied to before, and you'll be lied to again.
Life is pain. Just FYI.