random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife

blood is the best lube - swiggy

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten

a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace



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