Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
