because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
This 'community' consists of nothing more than porn-obsessed technology wankers, who validate their existence by philosophising and analysising the most trivial insignificant matters to superfluous extent - shadystalkerperson
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck