random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

lend a hand - f00m@nB@r

cause everyone has balls - maryyugo

you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen

I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
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