Seveneves: A Novel -
The Moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason.
too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook