Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik