Listen, Liberal -
Or, What Ever Happened to the Party of the People?
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
let the meat cake! - arrowhen
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
I want it so badly - Wadysseus