random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious

the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire



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