random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat

I meant nipples - crwk8

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger

no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur



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