random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife

lend a hand - f00m@nB@r

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b

glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft



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