random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context



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