random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

fap 'til you puke - kang

LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy

sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-



Posts of Import
Karma
SE v2 Closed BETA
First Post
Subscriptions and Things

Karma Rankings
ScoobySnacks
HoZay
Paracetamol
lilmookieesquire
Ankylosaur