condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
never read comments - theolypse
This 'community' consists of nothing more than porn-obsessed technology wankers, who validate their existence by philosophising and analysising the most trivial insignificant matters to superfluous extent - shadystalkerperson
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
it's almost like having friends - cb361
horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
