Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
I didn't design the darn thing ;) - steele
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
we're just searching for lump - mattfish
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo