random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

the Internet Bra - fifthSpango

war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

never read comments - theolypse

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse



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