The Hero with a Thousand Faces -
Why do we keep telling the same stories over and over?
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
This 'community' consists of nothing more than porn-obsessed technology wankers, who validate their existence by philosophising and analysising the most trivial insignificant matters to superfluous extent - shadystalkerperson
I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
