Klutz Paper -
Flying Dragons Craft Kit
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
fap 'til you puke - kang
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
