random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context

this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki

retarded people still like to fuck - almostz

I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat

keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK

marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer

glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate

never read comments - theolypse



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