Lies My Teacher Told Me -
Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
typed this one-handed - uncletim
life begins at confection - Tirade
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden