Spaceship? -
Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!
it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r
time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil