random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde

that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil



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