random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki

bleeding out my balls - Naruki

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian



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