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surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
if you look carefully you'll notice Marc is hugging his sister's butt and her foot is on his head - snowfox
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox