How to Create a Mind -
The Secret of Human Thought Revealed
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
I didn't design the darn thing ;) - steele
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy