Listen, Liberal -
Or, What Ever Happened to the Party of the People?
priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
fapping all over the world -
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8
I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus