Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
eat clit or die! - vahid
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks
damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious