random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I meant nipples - crwk8

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire

I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1

legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

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