Seveneves: A Novel -
The Moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason.
where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik
Tagline? - Mikhail_16
we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
