Moonwalking with Einstein -
The Art and Science of Remembering Everything
first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
life begins at confection - Tirade
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
I want it so badly - Wadysseus