random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

life begins at confection - Tirade

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG

I want it so badly - Wadysseus



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