random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

still running version .9 - King of the Hill

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik

I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361



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