random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

still running version .9 - King of the Hill

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
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