random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan

eat clit or die! - vahid

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

whose breast is that anyway? - cb361

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

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