slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura