random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

bleeding out my balls - Naruki

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate



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