random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse

blood is the best lube - swiggy

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

the beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not - Makopelli



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