random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it's the fapture! - Robolt

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd

The Res-erection - brat#3

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

still running version .9 - King of the Hill

unknown dick scares me - snowfox



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