random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers

abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody

who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade



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