random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes

a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan

lend a hand - f00m@nB@r



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