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war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
never read comments - theolypse
keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
fap 'til you puke - kang