random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

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we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace

you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

life begins at confection - Tirade

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
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