Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b