Ready Player One -
Ernest Cline wants you to remember the 80s.
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
taser him again, boys - Moke
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
