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OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
taser him again, boys - Moke
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
