Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
I meant nipples - crwk8
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
it's almost like having friends - cb361
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire