I am a Strange Loop -
Can thought arise out of matter? Can self, soul, consciousness, `I` arise out of mere matter? If it cannot, then how can you or I be here?
Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate