random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar

a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69



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