random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

typed this one-handed - uncletim

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger

blood is the best lube - swiggy

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
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