Ready Player One -
Ernest Cline wants you to remember the 80s.
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
a mostly-NSFW online community - Baxter_UK
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
I Love this Stuff - taeyn
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride